I am done with these dam Cabanas!!!

MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I went here dis afternoon and some dancer wit da flapper jack tiddys asked me to get a cabana. I said dam! dats a good idea! Everyone loves tacos! so I got up and left da club and went to da Taco Cabaners down da road! I came back wit a shit ton of tacos and walked in da door like a boss mane dat I am! I sat down and dat flapper jack tiddy dancer walked up and I told her I got her cabanna! She took da dame tacos and dumped dem all over my head and made a big huge mess!!! I asked her what her big deal was cuZ I bought her some cabannas? She said dat iis not da cabannas she was talkiin about. What the hell other kind of cabannas is there? I sat there in disbellief and another lot lizzard type walked up and we hit it off. she ate da tacos off of me den we did a shit ton of $5 lapperz. Forget this cabanna shit! I am sticking to da $5 lapperz because dey arr more fun dan wearin tacos

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