Several years ago (way before pre-covid), I went to this club to see if I could land a gig here (get it? Hehe). At that point in time, I was a quite bigger than I’m now (two sizes larger…

I went here dis afternoon and some dancer wit da flapper jack tiddys asked me to get a cabana. I said dam! dats a good idea! Everyone loves tacos! so I got up and left da club and went to…