OT: More BACON!

I have a microwave bacon cooking tray called an OINK OINK makes perfect crispy bacon every time I use thick cut bacon Oscar Meyer usually, about one minute per strip, no mess dishwasher clean for tray and it's easy as pie.
Oink Oink is available on Amazon.com

Oh ,Man ! Now I'm hungry for some bacon.

The best way is having Waffle House cook it on their grill. No mess to clean up.

I cook bacon in the microwave on a plastic bacon cooker device I found on Amazon. It makes crispy bacon just like I want with no mess and no fuss.

5 Shadow. The best bacon for that crispy, salty bacon taste is Hormel Black label. The only way to cook bacon is over a low heat in a cast iron skillet, turning it frequently. Microwave bacon is like fucking with a condom; its better than nothing, but ain't bacon or sex.

^ I like skillet for bacon too and using the grease right after for something. Usually a vegetable.

Might just cook some scrambled eggs after pouring off some fat.

Yay, bacon!!