Sugar Baby got him with his pants down and snatched his wallet
One of you sugar daddies? The fuzzy ankle boots should have triggered your spidey senses! đ¤Ł
âSugar Daddyâ loses pants -- and wallet -- on second date: Orange Police Blotter
ORANGE, Ohio
Theft: Orange Place
Police responded to the Drury Inn & Suites around 9:15 p.m. Oct. 14 after a Trumbull County man, 65, reported that a woman he had met through a Sugar Daddy online escort service for a second date had just made off with his pants -- and also his wallet.
After returning to his hotel room after dinner, the woman -- known only as Babe -- had reportedly gotten on the phone with her sister, then gathered up some of the manâs belongings, including the jeans with the Polo wallet, and left the building quickly, getting into an awaiting silver Chevrolet HHR in the parking lot.
The man briefly gave chase in his car, but lost sight before getting a license plate number.
While talking to police, he received a text from one of his credit card companies notifying him of an attempted $500 purchase at a Family Dollar store in the Warrensville Heights area code, along with a $3 transaction at a Sunoco in Slavic Village.
The suspect was described as a Black woman in her 20s, about 5-foot-6 and weighing 110 to 120 pounds, with short black hair and wearing a yellow shirt, brown jacket and whitish-yellow fuzzy ankle boots.
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last commentA gods reminder not to separate yourself from your wallet. Even just going to the bathroom it goes with you.
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But it was on the 2nd date. How did the first date go ?
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*good
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âthe woman -- known only as Babe ââ
^^^ I donât know why but I find that hysterical.
All kidding aside Iâm certain this is all a big misunderstanding. After all, he met her on one of those Sugar Daddy websites so she must be an Ivy League college student just looking for some extra spending money in exchange for hanging out with a scholarly older man who can mentor her.
The âpantsâ disappearing act was obviously just a modern day âequal rightsâ panty raid organized by her sorority.
What buffoonery.
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I hate when they use the sugar baby euphemism instead of hooker
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I've told this story b/f:
About 3 or 4 years ago I was hanging out at Booby Trap Doral on nigthshift - there was a friendly Anglo guy sitting at the bar next to me and we started shooting-the-shit and talking about clubs etc - he then told me a few months earlier at that club he was after a particular Cuban dancer - he wanted BBBJ and she wasn't interested - I guess she wasn't making enough-$$$ that night so after a while she had come back to him and says ok (to BBBJ) for $200.
They go do the CR - she tells him to pull his pants down and sit down - she then asks for the $200 - he gives her the $$$ - she grabs the $$$ and bolts out of the CR while he's left sitting there w/ his pants around his ankles.
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He got a penguin!
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That $300 must be a lot of merchandise at Family Dollar!
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Thereâs a reason why you take your pants all the way off in VIP.
Itâs not to pump it deeper. Itâs because you can move a lot faster if she tries to bolt with your wallet. Shouldnât this be part of a site FAQ?
There are very few bigger boner killers than a naked dude running through a strip club!
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Sugar Daddy gets fucked (and not in a good way!) by an Orange woman....
Nah, I won't make a Trump joke....it would be too easy!đđ
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