Praying mantis hooker says to praying mantis john: "For obvious reasons, I need to take your payment up front."
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Praying mantis hooker says to praying mantis john: "For obvious reasons, I need to take your payment up front."
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Wow, that’s a dark sense of humor there. 😅
@NiceSpice - don't try to pretend that you haven't been in that exact situation.
Praying Mantis Hooker: taps her feet do you have my money or don’t you?
Praying Mantis John: Yeah, it’s here... * shuffles through his pockets* somewhere...
Praying Mantis Hooker: starts to get irritated Come on, if you don’t have it just say so! huffs angrily You’re wasting my time!
Praying Mantis John: snaps back at her in frustration Geeze, you don’t have to bite my head off!
Praying Mantis Hooker: *smirks then chuckles * you couldn’t afford it honey. flies away
I saw a praying mantis cartoon not long ago. The cartoon showed 2 mantises talking about a third mantis with no head. The one mantis says, "It looks like Bob got lucky last night."
I do. I'll draw it for you just for fun
I drew it! Dont know how I can put it in the comments here though, so I'll try to message it to you.
Can't wait to see it, Hunnybunny!
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