Good news if your penis ever drops off

Too bad he can't cum from him arm. He'd make an impressive Spiderman for Halloween.

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Gives new meaning to a “bulging bicep”

That guy wears his hardon his sleeve

Did we need to know this?

^ exactly

I think that procedure has been around for a couple years I believe is referred to as Adda-dick-to-me

No, an add-a-dick-to-me is a sex change operation for women.

There is no "Good news" if your penis ever drops off.

This guy went from worst case scenario (dick falling off) - to best case scenario (we can put your dick back on) - to most ridiculous scenario (we attached your dick to your arm - and we can’t put it back between your legs for 4 fucking years!) -

I guess they haven’t gotten the John Wayne Bobbit reattachment surgery in the UK yet? Chaz Bono has a dick - and this dude still has a dick arm?

Anyone ever enjoy the porno Edward Penishands? It’s fictional, but the acting is top notch!