OT: Draining the Lizzard

You got to love small towns and the good ol boy club...

I went in today to get emissions testing on a vehicle this afternoon and I had to piss. I asked where the restroom was and the guy told me it had been out of order for a long time, (Must have been from the last the I did this, haha). Anyway, he says if you got to take a leak just go out back behind the building...