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RULE #1 Don't feed your escort spaghetti!

440viking
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FUCK IT!

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

Escort eats spaghetti, steals jewelry from home

BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, Ohio

Theft: North Yorkshire Drive

On Feb. 18, police were dispatched to a North Yorkshire Drive home regarding a theft report. An officer arrived at the house to find two people in a heated argument.

The woman said she had left the residence the day before for surgery. When she returned that morning, she found the man sleeping in the bedroom, along with several jewelry boxes out of place and missing jewelry valued at more than $1,800.

In addition, she found an escort service card with the name of an exotic dancer written on the back. The man admitted to having had a visitor, who he said must have stolen the jewelry before he invited her and her driver to eat spaghetti.

When the officer asked about drug use, considering the man’s history with heroin, he became defensive.

The officer called the escort service; however, the number had already been disconnected.

The man did agree to leave the home. Police are investigating.

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Eve

Why you gotta snitch on my Olive Garden hustle? ):

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440viking

Lol

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whodey

I thought the TUSCL board agreed long ago that you were supposed to make lasagna for your OTC strippers? If you try to cheap out by making spaghetti you deserve to be robbed.

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ATACdawg

Dang, whodey, you beat me to it! 😄

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Muddy

Wtf lol

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440viking

The best thing we can feed them is some beef baloney.

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Eve

I'd prefer a salami stick or sausage links.

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440viking

This chick has a thing for sausage..

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misterorange

Here's another. I normally skip the awful attempt at drama in porn flicks, but this one is so funny it's worth watching. A classic. xvideos.com

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Eve

^

The plot was so good, I'm looking to buy a copy of this film right now.

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