'Men said they would rather have a small penis than go bald'

Can I have a big dick that is bald?

I call that bluff!

Those are guys that already have little dicks.

Thank goodness I have my hair!

I would agree. More hair gets you laid better than monster dong. Most girls get afraid when monster dong cums their way, unless they are size queens.

I get it. I mean really...what exactly is the difference between a mostly hairless ape and an even more hairless ape? They’re both damn dirty apes...so not a lick of difference. ROAR!!!

Women are attracted to confidence more than hair or even a big dick. If losing your hair means losing your confidence, then you are fucked. I worried a lot as my hair was falling out. Once I totally shaved my head, my confidence came back. I'm getting laid now more than any time in my life. Now I'm a lot richer now than at any other time of my life. So that probably has a lot to do with my activities.