$1k in the front with $1k in the back

@JucieBox69

You reminded me of Married... with Children (TV Series)
Episode: Old Insurance Dodge (1993)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Kelly : Here's a Mercedes for 50K's. You don't even need money. I happen to have some spare K's from those letters they sent home from school saying, "Kelly is an idiot". Who's the idiot now?

Peggy : That's great news, Honey. Why don't you run up and get those K's?

Kelly : You betcha and Bud, you can help too. You can probably get one out of the paper because there's always one in there about President Clinton and his cat.

Bud : And the current controversy over campaign contribution.

Kelly : Wow. What a veritable cornucopia of K's.

LOL.. Loved that show growing up

That system needs some tuning, Too much fuel to air ratio.

I guess dancers with dicks cost a lot more.

Lol

Juice remember, always start with a Front Room Makeout Session!

SJG

^^^ It makes it all better

^^^^^^ You got it right!

Nothing to talk about either. Set the situation as best as you can, then just kiss her.

SJG

Do you use tongue or no tounge? This is VERY important

Business in the front, party in the back. The mullet is not just a hair cut for da juice mane its a way of life.

You want to get her using tongue. And yes, it is VERY important.

But generally with women you don't want to push that on them. Start real gentle and she will usually come around.

Even though this is all rigged, Hooters Girls and all, I think this guy does it really well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZUgRUfa…

I have found at our underground circuit, where the girls pretty much work there just to line up OTC Regulars, that doing open tongue kissing is a good way to start them out. But that is a little harder to get going with them. If you can, you leave them more presentable and are helping to put on a show. It is after all in front of lots of people, so that works well. It can go to standard DFKing after that.

You see it used that way in some porno movies and in a real good movie:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243736/

Guy gives up sex for Lent. Some girls are intent on breaking him. Open tongue girl kissing is used!

SJG

I know this discussion was meant to be a joke. But I thought I would try to salvage it.

I have a decent amount of disposable income. But I think part of the game is trying to get some, but making it feel organic. I would say that in almost every club you go to, if you make a connection with a girl and say "I will give you 1,000 to come back to my room!" you would at minimum be at 80% success rate.

But to me, there is zero fun in that.

Zero fun in that for me too, so I would never do it that way.

SJG

Soo....ok tounge then.

What did the ex-wife think? When I want to go clockwise she seems to want counter clockwise?!?! Is she just using a tactic of control? Is he goal to be be socially acceptable? What am I to do??..

Al Bundy is my fucking hero! Peg and Applegate. I would fuck both of them in a heart beat! Not to mention that Ed O’Neil is a black belt in Martial Arts.

IDK - you often talk about becoming wealthy but I'm not sure if spending $2K at a time on bitches is a good strategy for getting wealthy - but I could be wrong.

^ excellent point