So on Wednesday eve I was at a club outside of Chicago (390) and it was not terribly busy and the girls were hustling hard. Did a few dances and was thinking of heading out when two ladies (both AA) came up to me as I stood up and asked me to take them both for privates. I normally don't do this as 2 for 1 has rarely been good but I figured "what the hell" and told them I had $150 and that was it. We went back to the far booth at 390 which normally is a good sign as you get a bit more contact there and they started to dance. Immediately one was taking my belt off and unbuttoning my pants while the other was dancing in my face. Here is the great SS they said. "Damn, are you black from the waist down?" and then she started rubbing me through my underwear. The other then said "I want to nut on that monster." God I love hearing that crap lol. We did 5 dances and I left for the bathroom to straighten myself up and then as I headed out the girls were with a few other dancers. I walked by them towards the door and one of the girls yelled out the the "Big Swingin' Dick"is leaving the house" right as the music stopped. The DJ started laughing in the mike and some of the ladies I was passing gave me a golf clap. Funny group of girls.
You can take it as a humble brag, but it was not really as if what they were saying is true. My point is stripper shit is funny I get a kick out of it and certainly tip a little better to a stripper who makes me smile or laugh at what they say. If you wanna see it otherwise, whatever.
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