Need Recommendations on St. Louis & Memphis.
FunSeeker
Texas
I'll be making a road trip to St. Louis, and probably to Memphis in the next 3 to 4 months.
I need and would appreciate some great recommendations on clubs where great and happy times can be had. - Thanks in advance.
I need and would appreciate some great recommendations on clubs where great and happy times can be had. - Thanks in advance.
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You're the one who started this whole SHIT.
Just BUTT out!
Just BUTT out!
In your last post you wrote, “Just shut the fuck-up you ASSHOLE FAKE REVIEWER!” Thus ends your two post streak of semi-intelligible English. You kind of crashed and burned on the syntax this time but keep trying! Don’t let your anger destroy your message. Anger will only lead you to the dark side of the force young Jedi. I say you must control your feelings to post with confidence.
Today we will examine your last two posts in an effort to determine who the true idiot is.
First let’s take the statements, “Who are you the IDIOT to tell others. Just shut the fuck-up and leave us alone you FAKER REVIEW writer!”
Is, “Who are you the IDIOT to tell others.”, a sentence? Are you trying to call me an idiot or ask me if I am an idiot? Does it make sense?
Now as far as, “Just shut the fuck-up and leave us alone you FAKER REVIEW writer!” goes why don’t you tell me which fuck-up is open and perhaps I can arrange to have it shut. “Leave us alone”, has already been explained to you on more than one occasion. Please seek psychiatric help for any multiple personality disorders you may be experiencing. Lastly I am not a “FAKER REVIEW writer!” None of the reviews I have written have ever been fake. I only write real reviews. I was there when I wrote them. I was there when I posted them. Therefore the reviews exist and by definition are not fake.
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Now on to your second psychotic post. “Who are you the IDIOT to tell others. Just shut the fuck-up and leave us alone you FAKE REVIEW writer!” We already went over this. It does illustrate that you are incapable of performing a simple copy and paste. You have removed the “R” from “FAKER REVIEW.”
“Acting like a big ASSHOLE JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!” You have finally written a sentence fragment that I can agree with! You are acting like a big asshole jerk. Which is good because when your writing career falls through you will be able to seek employment jerking assholes.
Acting like a big ASSHOLE JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please take this in the spirit of friendship. If you don't like what is going on in a certain thread don't read it.
I must point out to you the fact that I didn’t complain about your review. I merely illustrated, in my own unique style, that you could have made better choices in the wording of your review. Perhaps in the future you might want to proofread such a long post before putting it on TUSCL.
You might also want to develop a thicker skin. Buy posting in a public forum you open yourself up to the full spectrum of reactions by your readers. Becoming hostile when someone says something you don’t like isn’t very productive. And also to set the record straight I didn’t begin to wind you up until you became belligerent.
If you are still truly offended I apologize to you publicly in this forum. If you are a gentleman I expect you will do the same.
You IDIOT, you're the one who started the whole mess by complaining about my writing. That's none your damn business. Why the hell you want ot HELP me. Who asked your help you JERK
You posted a FAKE REVIEW of Platinum Plus right after my review immitating me. You shameless ASSHOLE!
I am perfectly willing to let this go. In fact it would have been a non-issue if it weren't for he fact that Funseeker is hostile. If he would have said something along the lines of lay off or ease up I would have dropped it immediately.
Instead I keep seeing things like this:
"parody,
I DON'T need your help! Take your HELP elsewhere you IDIOT!"
That is one of his nicer responses. Made it easy to continue to correct him. Because this bothers you and Shadowcat so much I will stop but pleast also keep in mind that this exchange was kept confined to the three threads that it concerned. If it annoys others they did not have to continue to read them. I don't read every thread on here. If something dosen't interest me I will skip past it.
I DON'T need your help! Take your HELP elsewhere you IDIOT!
Real JERK on this message board!
Remember, this website is not about English grammer school or a language class.
This website is all about Strip Clubs.
Please advise...
Planning on writing a report on the trip and my observations in the future.
I like your listing of what to take. Really great!! - Thanks.
How about ky jelly or any other lubricant, viagra/cialis, etc.....??!!
Thanks to Chandler again on very helpful info for SL.
I can edit button!
Chandler - Thanks for the casino/room info! Again very useful.
In the near future, I'm getting ready to make my first part of the road tip.
Bones7599: I can use every those you provided on Memphis and The Watering Hole! I can harldly wait. - Thank you!
Thanks to Shodowcat to stay away from Memphis Inn! Sounds scary!
Chandler - Thanks for the casino/room info! Again very useful.
In the near future, I'm getting ready to make my first part of the road tip.
Bones7599: I can use every those you provided on Memphis and The Watering Hole! I can harldly wait. - Thank you!
Thanks to Shodowcat to stay away from Memphis Inn! Sounds scary!
The last time I visited, in July, was when massive power outages due to thunderstorms put the St. Louis area in the news, so I didn't think I would be able to find a room. Using hotwire.com, however, I found a good deal at a very nice downtown St. Louis hotel, even allowing for the $15 parking.
I wouldn't recommend trying to include Brooklyn and Centreville clubs on your first trip, unless you have a lot of extra time or you can't find anything you like in Washington Park or Sauget. They're a little out of the way, and they don't offer that much that you can't find at the other places. So, take maps for them along just in case, but don' t make them a priority.
I agree with Chitown about real vs. perceived danger. Also, the area streets are notorious for speed traps, so observe the limits except on the freeways.
I have no experience in the area on weekend nights.
As a life long resident of the area (other than college, law school, and a couple years practicing law in Chicago), my perspective on the E St. Louis/Washington Park/Centreville area is that there is a lot more imagined danger than real danger. If you keep your head down, mind your own business, and don't make an ass of your self, I would think you would be fine.
I had a college girlfriend who was black,and always maintained that whites were safer in all black neighborhood than were blacks, since the police really don't (in her opinion) particularly care about finding the perpetrators of black-on-black crime.
However, re my opinion on the relative danger of Washington Park at night---YMMV.
What a hypocrisy by the politicians! And, wasted precious time and money. At the very same time, they're ingoning the real crimes such robbery, rape, burglary, homecides, etc.....
I learned everything I know about clubs in my own backyard (St. Louis) from Chandler, so I say, "What he said."
Any good clubs west of the rever on MO side?
Never been to Memphis, however. Have a safe and fun trip!
Thanks for the great details for Watering Hole. All those info you provided, and also from others - very tempting! All I need to do is to find some time and funds to make this trip of 600+ mile drive to have fun! Hopefully, planning on making it sometimes within the next 3 to 4 months. I need to break out of this boring thing in this area.
I just wonder, is this worth making such a long drive for more fun??!!!! May be, because, I've never been to Memphis. At least, I get to see a new place and to have some happy times! And, of couse, to see Elvis Presly's place!
Most of the clubs those are recommended for Memphis in the airport area?
Bones7599: Is this worth the (may be, two hour) drive from Memphis to Watering Hole club on exit 22 on I-65? - Thanks.
I'm just tired of th clubs in OK, KS, and Kansas City area... Kind of dry and not really all that exciting except a few. I need something real to jump start myself!
Bones7599: Do you have any recommendations on perticular clubs in Memphes where great and happy times can be had?! - Thanks.
Two types of clubs.
The "tourist trap" club is Platinum Plus. High high high volume, tons of women, tons of clients, crowded and smoky and annoying. But because there are so many, you can certainly find what you want.
Among the others, Christie's is the up-and-comer, with some attractive ladies. Low-pressure atmosphere but lower-tier women, generally. But you can still find a diamond in the rough here.
Then there are some "trashy" clubs which will maximize your experience of either getting hustled, clipped, and ripped off, OR getting extras. Look'em'up!
I would love those fine recommendations!
Days: Dollie's, Hollywood, Miss Kitty's
Nights: Hollywood, Sauget clubs
East St. Louis has a little of something for almost everyone. Rather than posting a full ESL guide, it would be helpful to know the usual: what you've researched so far, what you like, are you clubbing days or nights, etc.?
I made some research through this board. It would be nice to hear specific recommendatios from people who have been there. I do clubbing both days and nights.