WHAT DO HOOKERS DO THAT YOUR WIFE WON'T?

Hookers won't take half my assets in a divorce. Hookers for the win.

Any think you want

They leave.

^ I think Founder hit a home run on that one.

jacklash has the best answer LMFAO

@jacklash is right on about that shit

I think the main thing is just that they are more sexualized, you can have a sex centered relationship. And they are cool about high heels and makeup, and it being deliberate and orchestrated. They like the idea of the relationship being sex centered.

I would never have a relationship of any type with a girl like the one that I ended up marrying.

SJG