Funniest thing a stripper offered when shilling for a dance

5 comments

• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  You look like one of the few guys in here that can handle me.
  
  (grabbing the package) I've been watching you. Please tell me you haven't nutted yet. I want to make you nut in my hand.
  
  I lost something in my pussy. See if you can find it while I dance on you.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  “To wiggle my pickle”
  
  Aces!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  That’s great! It’s very funny! A dancer with a sense of humor is a rare find in many clubs.
• wallanon

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  6 years ago

  That's why they have these things called quotation marks. So people don't wonder if someone's suddenly flipped...
• Chilli_Powdurr

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  6 years ago

  ???????