Funniest thing a stripper offered when shilling for a dance

You look like one of the few guys in here that can handle me.

(grabbing the package) I've been watching you. Please tell me you haven't nutted yet. I want to make you nut in my hand.

I lost something in my pussy. See if you can find it while I dance on you.

“To wiggle my pickle”

Aces!

That’s great! It’s very funny! A dancer with a sense of humor is a rare find in many clubs.

That's why they have these things called quotation marks. So people don't wonder if someone's suddenly flipped...

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