christmas songs...

Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
what’s your favorite Christmas song to hear in a strip club?

mine is Santa baby.

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londonguy
6 years ago
None, every Christmas song is crap and I hate it.
eyeofodin
6 years ago
"Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah
Icey
6 years ago
oh cum all ye faithful
galiziabob.sabbatical
6 years ago
I hate Santa baby. I think I would leave if they played that. I hate that song so much!!! Don't know what it is but damn I hate it
Icey
6 years ago
christmas songs at a strip club just sounds depressing. holidays are in general, everyone would rather be somewhere else. i once spent mothers day at a strip club and it was bad...
sinclair
6 years ago
Strip Club Christmas
https://youtu.be/O8mVOO-1rxk
flagooner
6 years ago
@galiziabob
Tell us how you really feel.
nicespice
6 years ago
I’ve never heard this song Rated Xmas by the Millionaires being played, but I’m going to try to get it to happen this year.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9jFlxSXgu…

I’m providing lyrics for why I think it’s perfect:

I've been bad all year
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scold me

I should be good,
But I’m feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party

I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my Santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block

Fancied up his sleigh
Santa’s getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now Rudolph wants to join

I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe

As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present

I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me

(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight


flagooner
6 years ago
Hmmm. Time to get my Santa suit out.
jackslash
6 years ago
Nicespice, you've given me a new favorite Christmas song.
crazyjoe
6 years ago
Nicespice... I like it!
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