christmas songs at a strip club just sounds depressing. holidays are in general, everyone would rather be somewhere else. i once spent mothers day at a strip club and it was bad...
I’m providing lyrics for why I think it’s perfect:
I've been bad all year
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scold me
I should be good,
But I’m feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party
I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my Santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block
Fancied up his sleigh
Santa’s getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now Rudolph wants to join
I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe
As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present
I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me
(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
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last commentNone, every Christmas song is crap and I hate it.
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"Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah
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oh cum all ye faithful
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I hate Santa baby. I think I would leave if they played that. I hate that song so much!!! Don't know what it is but damn I hate it
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christmas songs at a strip club just sounds depressing. holidays are in general, everyone would rather be somewhere else. i once spent mothers day at a strip club and it was bad...
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Strip Club Christmas
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I’ve never heard this song Rated Xmas by the Millionaires being played, but I’m going to try to get it to happen this year.
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I’m providing lyrics for why I think it’s perfect:
I've been bad all year
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scold me
I should be good,
But I’m feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party
I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my Santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block
Fancied up his sleigh
Santa’s getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now Rudolph wants to join
I'll make you skeet like snow
As I take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe
As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present
I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me
(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
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Hmmm. Time to get my Santa suit out.
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Nicespice, you've given me a new favorite Christmas song.
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Nicespice... I like it!
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