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7 years ago

christmas songs...

what’s your favorite Christmas song to hear in a strip club?

mine is Santa baby.

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londonguy

None, every Christmas song is crap and I hate it.

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eyeofodin

"Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah

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galiziabob.sabbatical

I hate Santa baby. I think I would leave if they played that. I hate that song so much!!! Don't know what it is but damn I hate it

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sinclair
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flagooner

@galiziabob Tell us how you really feel.

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nicespice

I’ve never heard this song Rated Xmas by the Millionaires being played, but I’m going to try to get it to happen this year.

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I’m providing lyrics for why I think it’s perfect:

I've been bad all year That's what mommy told me Too many boys, Santa's gunna scold me

I should be good, But I’m feeling naughty So baby just get over here And start this party

I'll make you skeet like snow As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift And I’ll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

I'm staring at the clock Waiting for my Santa cock In an out my chimney Cause he's been around the block

Fancied up his sleigh Santa’s getting laid Busting out that leather wipe Now Rudolph wants to join

I'll make you skeet like snow As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift And I’ll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe

As I'm licking on his peppermint I'm gentle with his ornaments Icing on my lips Now it's time to open my present

I gotta stop I know I gotta quit it Jesus Christ would you please save me

(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas; You girls have been so good. so.. Where are you shoving that candy cane? Oh it doesn't go in there, What are you guys doing? Stop it now!)

Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift And I’ll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

Santa slap me on the wrist Put me on your naughty list All the boys are yelling 'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift And I'll wrap you with my kiss So hot I can't resist I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe So baby just get over here And start this party tonight (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe So baby just get over here And start this party tonight

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flagooner

Hmmm. Time to get my Santa suit out.

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jackslash

Nicespice, you've given me a new favorite Christmas song.

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crazyjoe

Nicespice... I like it!

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