christmas songs...

Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
what’s your favorite Christmas song to hear in a strip club?

mine is Santa baby.

13 comments

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  • londonguy
    6 years ago
    None, every Christmas song is crap and I hate it.
  • eyeofodin
    6 years ago
    "Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    oh cum all ye faithful
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    6 years ago
    I hate Santa baby. I think I would leave if they played that. I hate that song so much!!! Don't know what it is but damn I hate it
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    christmas songs at a strip club just sounds depressing. holidays are in general, everyone would rather be somewhere else. i once spent mothers day at a strip club and it was bad...
  • sinclair
    6 years ago
    Strip Club Christmas
    https://youtu.be/O8mVOO-1rxk
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    @galiziabob
    Tell us how you really feel.
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    I’ve never heard this song Rated Xmas by the Millionaires being played, but I’m going to try to get it to happen this year.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9jFlxSXgu…

    I’m providing lyrics for why I think it’s perfect:

    I've been bad all year
    That's what mommy told me
    Too many boys,
    Santa's gunna scold me

    I should be good,
    But I’m feeling naughty
    So baby just get over here
    And start this party

    I'll make you skeet like snow
    As I take off my clothes

    Santa slap me on the wrist
    Put me on your naughty list
    All the boys are yelling
    'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

    You're my sexy little gift
    And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
    So hot I can't resist
    I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

    (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
    (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

    I'm staring at the clock
    Waiting for my Santa cock
    In an out my chimney
    Cause he's been around the block

    Fancied up his sleigh
    Santa’s getting laid
    Busting out that leather wipe
    Now Rudolph wants to join

    I'll make you skeet like snow
    As I take off my clothes

    Santa slap me on the wrist
    Put me on your naughty list
    All the boys are yelling
    'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

    You're my sexy little gift
    And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
    So hot I can't resist
    I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

    (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
    (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

    (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
    (Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe

    As I'm licking on his peppermint
    I'm gentle with his ornaments
    Icing on my lips
    Now it's time to open my present

    I gotta stop
    I know I gotta quit it
    Jesus Christ would you please save me

    (Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas;
    You girls have been so good. so..
    Where are you shoving that candy cane?
    Oh it doesn't go in there,
    What are you guys doing?
    Stop it now!)

    Santa slap me on the wrist
    Put me on your naughty list
    All the boys are yelling
    'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

    You're my sexy little gift
    And I’ll wrap you with my kiss
    So hot I can't resist
    I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

    Santa slap me on the wrist
    Put me on your naughty list
    All the boys are yelling
    'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

    You're my sexy little gift
    And I'll wrap you with my kiss
    So hot I can't resist
    I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

    (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
    So baby just get over here
    And start this party tonight
    (Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
    So baby just get over here
    And start this party tonight


  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Hmmm. Time to get my Santa suit out.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Nicespice, you've given me a new favorite Christmas song.
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    Nicespice... I like it!
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