Do strippers run trails at 7:45 am?

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• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  Most strippers I know are going to bed around that time...I have gotten a few to go to the gym with me, but mostly they like to work out in bed.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

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• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  -->"Most strippers I know are going to bed around that time" Seconded. If she's a stripper, you found a unicorn :)
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Nicespice, can I do this stripper workout too? I bike 20 miles most days, starting between 7:30 and 9AM. I sometimes see attractive young women out on the running/biking trail, but I doubt they're strippers.
• Amishman

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  6 years ago

  Nicespice, I was picturing you in some upscale healthclub, with sweat dripping as you push yourself working out. (That is a turn on by the way). Now, you ruined that image.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  ^Now I know what to tell customers when they ask me if I work out. It’s not a “yes”, it’s a detailed answer about getting sweaty followed by “downward doggie” yoga! Amishman, I appreciate you!
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  I really should work out more. But my campus gym gets so crowded sometimes
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Spice buy a couple of Kettle Bells. Use them and run and you will never miss the gym.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  She is possibly an ex stripper - now turned soccer mom, probably married to a wealthy dude.
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Maybe she's just a normal person that's physically fit? Lol Or maybe she's one of those fitness gurus
• lolruned

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  6 years ago

  I don't wonder if a civilian woman is a dancer these days unless she has visible, ugly tattoos. So in your scenario, I would just think "fit woman; probably married"
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I remember I was in a club years ago and this hit stripper had abs of steel. She showed me - she would climb the pole probably 4 times a night and do 10 crunches at the top. That was it. She said she maintained her physic just by doing her pole routine at least 4 times a night. Never worked out outside the club.
• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  A twin peaks waitress at the bar gave me a workout. My eyes had to walk all over the place. She was hustling.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  This is serious? I thought it was one of those chicken crossing the road jokes. Why did the stripper run trails at 7:45 am? Because she already cleaned the house three times, walked the dog four times, walked the cat five times, tried to walk the goldfish six times, and because of meth....