Police were called to a local strip club early Monday morning after a man destroyed a $1,000 toilet and $3,000 worth of carpeting, according an incident report.
Myrtle Beach police responded to the Treasure Club around 3:46 a.m. Monday after 20-year-old Pedro Bernar-Santiago “was seen in the bathroom kicking down the top of the toilet that holds all the plumbing,” according to the report.
The damage caused “massive flooding” in the strip club when “the water traveled out of the restroom and into the main lobby,” leaving “damage to a lot of the carpet,” the report says.
Police later arrested Bernar-Santiago behind a storage facility on Frontage Road after he fled the scene, according to the report.
Bernar-Santiago is charged with malicious injury and public intoxication, according to jail records.
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Was it really CrazyJoe?
Where was the bathroom troll?
The Answer to ATACdawg's question also explains the rest of the story:
Crazy Joe used the commode before poor Pedro kicked it, he clogged it bad from his diet of Mickey Ds
Poor Pedro was the next customer to use it, and it was clogged which explains why Pedro kicked it.
Toilet Troll evacuated the premises after Joe crapped there.... HAZMAT situation.
*everything appearing on this site is, of course, a work of fiction....
I’ve been to this club. I can believe the water damage, but I know this club doesn’t have $1,000 toilets.
What? They don't have gold-plated crappers?
;-)
There needs to be a way to immortalize tales of PL greatness such as this.
This seems to be a poor attempt by Mack Truck to get more business for his shit pumping services!
I know crazyjoe was involved - I’m just not sure if it was before or after Pedro was caught brown handed!
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