How to screw up a strip club visit!
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Bring your wife, girlfriend, SO or close female friend with Bi tendencies. Most dancers that I know, do not want any part of couples. They say that (1) they have security concerns. All of a sudden the wife gets jealous and wants to punch you out. (2) there is no money in it. He justs wants to show his date what strip clubs are all about. (3) They are not lesbian or BI. They can't get up for the female part of the show. Inspite of what you may think is going on, on the stage between two dancers, It is just show. One dancer trying to make her friend seem like a sex freak to attract customers.
The strip club is the last bastion of male pride. Leave the ladies at home...
The strip club is the last bastion of male pride. Leave the ladies at home...
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I know you weren't looking for an explanation, but I can think of several reasons why she might've been doing that, none of which would piss me off. SHE might've been pissed off at her SO for dragging her there, and was trying to get even with him by flirting with you. Another idea that comes is that they might've been doing some role playing to spice up their sex life, where he watches her flirt with a stranger. Lastly, maybe they were trying to lure you into a threesome.
I remember once visiting a nude club at the beach and I kept seeing lots of college aged girls and some guys with them. I asked and thought I heard some girls were visiting the strip club as part of their bachelorette party (guys with them though). I was thinking strange way to party at a men's club. Maybe it's not though. Other pretty female customers in a strip club don't bother me unless they seem to be the only one having a miserable time because someone took them to the club against their will and they look sad or angry while everyone else is happy.
You're a lucky guy, parody.
Even when I go by myself I still get treated better than I would if it were not for my wife.
lowpaw: I don't know any or if I do, I don't know it. Are you making an offer?
As for the whole lesbian/bi thing I had two CF's that worked at the same time. One was bi, the other was straight but was a hardcore tease. Nothing pleased her more than seeing some poor frustrated soul lusting after her. I think you can guess that my visits when they were both working were very entertaining. I often tipped the straight tease extra to get the bi dancer hot, 'cause I usually benefited from her horniness.
good times...
Next time take a hot, nasty lesbian with you to the club and I'll bet the outcome will be different! ;)
The part about dancers not being up for it unless they're lesbian or bi is a myth whether Lopaw is around here or not. Girl-on-girl may be an act, but no more so than girl-on-us-guys.
A couple years ago I went with a female friend (very bi btw) to a club. She was like a kid in a candy store! She has a terrific personality so there was not an issue of meeting the dancers. We got several VIP's and then we did my first and only champagne room with this hot redhead with nice full lips. Next thing I know, the dancer is in between my friend's legs eating her out. Although my friend got most of the attention, I was definitely not complaining. My friend's only disappointment was that the dancer would not let her return the favor. Plus after time was up with the dancer, we stayed in the champagne room and I got a nice bbbj out of the deal. I think she might have gotten a little worked up!
I've taken other ladies a couple times and it was as most here have described, so I probably won't ever do it again unless it's with the right lady.
Younger guys don't have this experience, they've never known guy-only places, so they don't know what they are missing. And as a practical matter, I think strip clubs are losing business as they become more woman-friendly, because it's the locker room atmosphere that attracts many older men.
Funny thing is, the same is happening to some types of women-only places (but at a slower rate.) My ATF tells me that it's becoming more and more common for male customers to come to her beauty salon. Personally I find it all rather sad, I think there should be male-only and female-only places. (And I think a lot of women agree, witness the recent growth of female-only fitness centers.) But I'm an older guy.
i would ammend this to 'leave the fugly ladies home'.
there cannot be enough hottiez (dressed or undressed)
in a club.
topic specific, pissing on stage works pretty well.
The same night I noticed one female friend somebody apparently brought into the club and she wasn't happy at all. Apparently whoever brought her was a bad judge unless they said something to upset her. I just think it's a bad idea to bring a girl to a strip club if you don't ask her first or don't believe she'll like it. Same thing goes for guys. Some people are too conservative or think it's against their morals. That would probably be the same people who don't complain about all the violence on tv but think it's immoral for girls to be showing their breasts. I guess some people believe violence is moral while a loving environment is not.
Anyway, make sure the people you bring to a strip club are looking to have fun. That's what I think is the point of the story.
But seriously......I get so tired of reading (or hearing) complaints like the ones the OP made - I don't care if they're coming from a guy or a dancer. I know that there are shitloads of stupid women out there who have no idea how to act in a SC, but there are plenty of men who behave badly as well. I just hate getting grouped together with the "bad seeds" just because I happen to be female. There are good & bad in every group, and it's never a good idea to generalize or stereotype.
Dammit..... I need a lapdance now.
Male pride? Ha! Good luck with that one!