News has reported that a car crashed into the Southern X-posure strip club starting a fire that has made the building almost a total loss. Management has reported on the club website that they are not sure if they will rebuild. I hate seeing strippers out of work.
I hate to sound like I'm embracing a negative stereotype about WV girls, but how ace are strip clubs in Morgantown? Maybe if it is hottie coeds from WVU dancing but I just picture some of the backwoods stereotypes dancing.
No disrespect to any WV (or southern Ohio/southeast Pennsylvania) posters. WV is beautiful country and I have driven through Morgantown and there are some college hotties there. But there are a lot of places in WV that really are stereotypical.
I got lost driving in WV on vacation and my ex made me pull over at some tiny store in the middle of no where to ask if they sold maps. I went in and told the woman, who was a real hills of WV stereotype, that I usually use maps my iPhone if I got lost. She looked at me like I was nuts to assume they have cell or data service. She was nice but all I could think of is "wow, sometimes stereotypes are accurate!"
Morgantown clubs are not bad but not great. The talent varies widely. There usually at least 2-3 girls in the 7 or up category and the rest will decline down to 2s. Always a couple of bbw if you're into that kind of thing. There are always a couple with meth mouth which I avoid like the plague. There are at least a couple of clubs in the state that are slim covers for brothels, that is where you will find your hillbillies of the stereotypes you are thinking of.
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No disrespect to any WV (or southern Ohio/southeast Pennsylvania) posters. WV is beautiful country and I have driven through Morgantown and there are some college hotties there. But there are a lot of places in WV that really are stereotypical.
I got lost driving in WV on vacation and my ex made me pull over at some tiny store in the middle of no where to ask if they sold maps. I went in and told the woman, who was a real hills of WV stereotype, that I usually use maps my iPhone if I got lost. She looked at me like I was nuts to assume they have cell or data service. She was nice but all I could think of is "wow, sometimes stereotypes are accurate!"
A. A full set of teeth.