Game day SC choices reduced in Morgantown WV

Yeah, I’m sure a car just “accidentally” crashed into a building!!!

I hate to sound like I'm embracing a negative stereotype about WV girls, but how ace are strip clubs in Morgantown? Maybe if it is hottie coeds from WVU dancing but I just picture some of the backwoods stereotypes dancing.

No disrespect to any WV (or southern Ohio/southeast Pennsylvania) posters. WV is beautiful country and I have driven through Morgantown and there are some college hotties there. But there are a lot of places in WV that really are stereotypical.

I got lost driving in WV on vacation and my ex made me pull over at some tiny store in the middle of no where to ask if they sold maps. I went in and told the woman, who was a real hills of WV stereotype, that I usually use maps my iPhone if I got lost. She looked at me like I was nuts to assume they have cell or data service. She was nice but all I could think of is "wow, sometimes stereotypes are accurate!"

Morgantown clubs are not bad but not great. The talent varies widely. There usually at least 2-3 girls in the 7 or up category and the rest will decline down to 2s. Always a couple of bbw if you're into that kind of thing. There are always a couple with meth mouth which I avoid like the plague. There are at least a couple of clubs in the state that are slim covers for brothels, that is where you will find your hillbillies of the stereotypes you are thinking of.

Q. What do you have when 32 West Virginia strippers go on stage at the same time?
A. A full set of teeth.

When your stripper takes out her denture to give you a bbbj, you know it will be a good night. ; )