Chicken in the oven and a spinner in my bed,doodah,doodah

Either your impotent or gay. Why are you telling us that instead of playing with your spinner?

Maybe you have a fidget spinner in your bed.... That would be pathetic as hell

Setting up an OTC date with a girl who's never put my life in danger, doesn't do hard drugs, and doesn't have any STDs. I know, I'm boring, but I'm just strange like that.

I'm sorry Joe,she 's sleeping.But it was so nice not to hear you talk about shitting

Watching Pittsburgh kick Cincinnati's ass. Had the hooker in my (well, her) bed yesterday. A new one. Had my dick hard without ever touching me.

Worked most of yesterday. Spent the over night with two lovely young ladies, brunch for three, watched some football and back to earning a living.

The only chicken that goes in my oven is you, txtittydumbass/Douchester/Trucidos. Didn't see you on the river today, we cooked chicken for lunch. I could have broiled your cowardly ass. LMAO

I'm feeding the hungry

I couldn't even finish the first episode. All the politically correct brainwashing just in the first 5 min was too much to deal with.