Setting up an OTC date with a girl who's never put my life in danger, doesn't do hard drugs, and doesn't have any STDs. I know, I'm boring, but I'm just strange like that.
The only chicken that goes in my oven is you, txtittydumbass/Douchester/Trucidos. Didn't see you on the river today, we cooked chicken for lunch. I could have broiled your cowardly ass. LMAO
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last commentEither your impotent or gay. Why are you telling us that instead of playing with your spinner?
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Maybe you have a fidget spinner in your bed.... That would be pathetic as hell
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Setting up an OTC date with a girl who's never put my life in danger, doesn't do hard drugs, and doesn't have any STDs. I know, I'm boring, but I'm just strange like that.
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I'm sorry Joe,she 's sleeping.But it was so nice not to hear you talk about shitting
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Watching Pittsburgh kick Cincinnati's ass. Had the hooker in my (well, her) bed yesterday. A new one. Had my dick hard without ever touching me.
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Worked most of yesterday. Spent the over night with two lovely young ladies, brunch for three, watched some football and back to earning a living.
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The only chicken that goes in my oven is you, txtittydumbass/Douchester/Trucidos. Didn't see you on the river today, we cooked chicken for lunch. I could have broiled your cowardly ass. LMAO
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I'm feeding the hungry
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I couldn't even finish the first episode. All the politically correct brainwashing just in the first 5 min was too much to deal with.
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