Chicken in the oven and a spinner in my bed,doodah,doodah

9 comments

• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Either your impotent or gay. Why are you telling us that instead of playing with your spinner?
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Maybe you have a fidget spinner in your bed.... That would be pathetic as hell
• anonlvone

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  7 years ago

  Setting up an OTC date with a girl who's never put my life in danger, doesn't do hard drugs, and doesn't have any STDs. I know, I'm boring, but I'm just strange like that.
• tumblingdice

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  7 years ago

  I'm sorry Joe,she 's sleeping.But it was so nice not to hear you talk about shitting
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  Watching Pittsburgh kick Cincinnati's ass. Had the hooker in my (well, *her*) bed yesterday. A new one. Had my dick hard without ever touching me.
• K

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  7 years ago

  Worked most of yesterday. Spent the over night with two lovely young ladies, brunch for three, watched some football and back to earning a living.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  The only chicken that goes in my oven is you, txtittydumbass/Douchester/Trucidos. Didn't see you on the river today, we cooked chicken for lunch. I could have broiled your cowardly ass. LMAO
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I'm feeding the hungry
• anonlvone

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  7 years ago

  I couldn't even finish the first episode. All the politically correct brainwashing just in the first 5 min was too much to deal with.