Lap Dance Skills: Advanced
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Sunday, October 1, 2017 9:53 AM
Encountered what I would consider to be the most-skilled lap dancer I've ever had the chance to purchase dances from last night.
Let me explain: We all know there's kind of a gradient for lappers. Air dances are at the bottom. A girl that will at least sit in your lap and grind is about average. High mileage involves good grindage on the right spots and maybe some stick shifting, using boobs in addition to butt and crotch, etc. But this was one step beyond. Maybe two or three.
Blonde. Eastern European. Tiny, like 4'8". Enhanced, probably a C, which looks like a D on a girl her size. A little older, but by no means haggled. I said my name was Jim, she insisted on calling me James.
We go back. First thing after she takes off her top and bottoms, she sits in my lap, facing away, positions herself right on top of little Jim (or James) and squeezes her butt muscles repeatedly, almost like she's grabbing it.
Then the song starts and she starts the grind. But it's not just any grind. She starts at the bottom of little Jim, squeezes her butt on it, slides up, and releases before she goes back down, all in time with the music. Every once in a while, she even gives a couple extra squeezes at the top or bottom to make it clear she's doing this on purpose. It felt kind of like an HJ, but I know she wasn't using her hands, because she was holding my knees.
Does a few other positions, but always focuses on little Jim. Strokes one of my fingers as if she's giving an HJ at one point. All kinds of tricks. Wraps her legs around mine from the outside while she's facing me. Lets me slide my hand some places it probably shouldn't have gone in that room.
Stopped at four. Asked about phone number or OTC; she said we should do a room, which is unfortunate because the rooms are ridiculously priced at that place. Also, a bouncer came over and said she had been requested, so she had to walk away. But I took note of her name and I think I'll find her again. Gave her a really nice tip, she gave me a kiss and that was it.
Anyhow, spectacular technique. She needs to teach others. Amazing.
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