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LecherousMonk

Mom's basement

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

I haven't had intercourse since December 2013.

. . . And he didn't even use lube.

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warhawks

Getting fucked in life is one of its great experiences.

Getting fucked over by a lawyer or your ex wife... not a great experience.

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san_jose_guy
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shailynn

here, I'll give you something to do:

San Jose Guy, go fuck yourself up the ass with a plunger.

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Dominic77

@warhawks: that's funny. @founder really needs to add that like button for posts. Mrs. 77 is here LHFAO, too.

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shailynn

^^^ the only member who doesn't hide TUSCL from his wife - awesome!

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LecherousMonk

You'd better not make me DIY, mamisan!

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Uprightcitizen

I got you beat but only if marital intercourse counts...

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