FML

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LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
I haven't had intercourse since December 2013.

. . . And he didn't even use lube.

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warhawks
7 years ago
Getting fucked in life is one of its great experiences.

Getting fucked over by a lawyer or your ex wife... not a great experience.
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shailynn
7 years ago
here, I'll give you something to do:

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=5201…

San Jose Guy, go fuck yourself up the ass with a plunger.
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Dominic77
7 years ago
@warhawks: that's funny. @founder really needs to add that like button for posts. Mrs. 77 is here LHFAO, too.
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shailynn
7 years ago
^^^ the only member who doesn't hide TUSCL from his wife - awesome!
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
You'd better not make me DIY, mamisan!
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
I got you beat but only if marital intercourse counts...
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