"Henceforth Melania's vagina and anus will be close enough together that I can perform the shocker with my tiny heads."
My theory is that her butthole and vagina were abnormally close and that's why he married her. You have to know that our president thinks ahead when it comes to pussy! ;)
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What would Trump's executive order be?
"Henceforth Melania's vagina and anus will be close enough together that I can perform the shocker with my tiny heads."
My theory is that her butthole and vagina were abnormally close and that's why he married her. You have to know that our president thinks ahead when it comes to pussy! ;)