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How Defend yourself agsinst the President if you get locked up in his agressive

JuiceBox69
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9 yrs ago · 1 min read

How to defend against Donald Trumps aggressive handshakes

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twentyfive

Grab him by the pussy!

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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crazyjoe

I will keep thos in mind

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crazyjoe

Good idea

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warhawks

Fake news.

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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4got2wipe

After watching Trump shake hands I've decided that the words that chill Melania to the bone are "honey, I want to do the shocker tonight" ;)

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twentyfive

^^^With those itty bitty hands I don't think he could do it without an executive order.

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4got2wipe

Ace comment twentyfive!

What would Trump's executive order be?

"Henceforth Melania's vagina and anus will be close enough together that I can perform the shocker with my tiny heads."

My theory is that her butthole and vagina were abnormally close and that's why he married her. You have to know that our president thinks ahead when it comes to pussy! ;)

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