How Defend yourself agsinst the President if you get locked up in his agressive

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• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Grab him by the pussy!
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Lol
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  I will keep thos in mind
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Good idea
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  Fake news.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Lol
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  After watching Trump shake hands I've decided that the words that chill Melania to the bone are "honey, I want to do the shocker tonight" ;)
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^With those itty bitty hands I don't think he could do it without an executive order.
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  Ace comment twentyfive!
  
  What would Trump's executive order be?
  
  "Henceforth Melania's vagina and anus will be close enough together that I can perform the shocker with my tiny heads."
  
  My theory is that her butthole and vagina were abnormally close and that's why he married her. You have to know that our president thinks ahead when it comes to pussy! ;)