Advertisement

Yes or no

Jun 8, 2016, 9:29 PM
Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
Colorado

Did joe drink beer tonite?

comments (12)

Jump to latest
Avatar for JamesSD
JamesSD

yes

Avatar for viking2012
viking2012

I would expect that the real question is did Joe not drink beer tonight?

Avatar for mikeya02
mikeya02

How much?

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

This is a trick question, Joe probably drank at least 3 Four Lokos, which is a malt beverage to technically it is a beer.

The only question is was it Grape or Fruit Punch.

Avatar for warhawks
warhawks

Is Joe hung over this morning?

Avatar for 4got2wipe
4got2wipe

"This is a trick question, Joe probably drank at least 3 Four Lokos, which is a malt beverage to technically it is a beer.

The only question is was it Grape or Fruit Punch."

Brilliant way of seeing through the question!

I'm going to say Fruit Punch!

Avatar for 4got2wipe
4got2wipe

And I'm going to add that Four Loko sounds disgusting! Have any of you actually drank one?

Avatar for Hugh_G_Rection
Hugh_G_Rection

Joe probably has a walk-in beer cooler installed in his kitchen. I'm guessing he has beer with his corn flakes in the morning.

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

I've never had Four Loko, but Juice loves it.

Here is the history, when four Loko first came out, it was a malt beverage mixed with energy drink. Alcohol (a depressant) mixed with energy drink (which usually makes you alert - or could be considered an "upper") yielded disasterus results. Kids on college campuses were blacking out after drinking this and a few actually died. I think one can had around 11 or 12% alcohol compared to a Bud Light which is around 3.5 or 4%. Your average craft beer is around 5-6%.

One time I was in a grocery store and a college kid was buying one and I asked him about it. He said "man I can get wasted for under $3 dollars on this stuff. I never been able to finish 2 cans without passing out." At the time you could buy 2 cans for less than $3 after taxes.

Because everyone was blacking out on this stuff the FDA made the company change the recipe and take the components that made up the "energy drink" out. I would assume it tastes the same but it's made differently now. Today it's just a high alcohol drink (still 11 or 12% alcohol) that usually is only purchased by college kids looking for a cheap drunk, and I'd imagine it's popular among homeless people as well.

Personally I've always been wary of a beer/malt beverage that costs less than a cheeseburger at McDonald's but none the less juice has talked about it so much I have vowed to try one this summer and I wil post the results here when I do.

I guess I can always chase a can of four Loko with a bottle of wine that costs more than the shoes I'm wearing, as long as I haven't blacked out.

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

^^^^ shailynn must be juice...the resident 4 loco expert

Avatar for vincemichaels
vincemichaels

Let's drink some beers, crazyjoe. I'm thirsty.

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

^^^ right on Vince

Advertisement