Y do young hot girls love old ugly, fat, balding men ?

Because they have big dicks and lots of money not necessarily in that order.

Hey! Balding is not so bad!

Daddy issues?

Nice system

And I thought strippers just wanted my money. Who knew.

Daddy issues and stability - and money!

Because we are distinguished looking :)

Because we don't waste our hormones growing hair! ;-)

Simple. We have more sexual experience than young men. We last longer. We are more polite. We have far more money. We don't fucking manscape our chest and arms and therefore actually appear heterosexual. We know what works and what doesn't. Then again maybe its pity.

Because they're stereotypically rich and have nothing better to spend their money on. Essentially, you ARE their priority. And they know it. The old and the young always win

Lol

Money. I guarantee if these guys are poor they don't get hot women.

^^^ And because they love me (for my money of course)