What say you

11 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I tell them I'm a lawyer and I get people out of trouble with cops. Then I explain how a cop would try to set them for arrest, and why I couldn't possibly be a cop. Works most of the time.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I'd say "My name is 4got2wipe! Does that sound like a cop's name?"
  
  Then they'd say "Brilliant! How about a BJ?"
  
  Actually, I've never been asked if I'm a cop. I think I'd just say that I wasn't a cop!
• bang69

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  9 years ago

  I ask them if they are a cop. If they say prove to me that I'm not a cop. I slip my finger in her vagina.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I tell them "no need to worry, crazyjoe is off duty tonight"
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  I used to always answer No, I'm a parole officer
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  I usually just reply: "No Habla Espanol."
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.....
  
  Unless...... Lol
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  I either take her hand and let her grab my balls or I fondle her pussy.
  
  "Do you still think I'm a cop?"
• clubdude

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  9 years ago

  I ask her if I get a discount if I am!
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  I just tell her give me a blowjob or I'll have to arrest you.
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  One was frisking me to see if I had anything like a badge hidden in my crotch. So I asked her where she kept her badge hidden.
  
  This was Gina Marie I mentioned before, a good candidate for West Coast biggest tits.
  
  SJG