I tell them I'm a lawyer and I get people out of trouble with cops. Then I explain how a cop would try to set them for arrest, and why I couldn't possibly be a cop. Works most of the time.
I'd say "My name is 4got2wipe! Does that sound like a cop's name?" Then they'd say "Brilliant! How about a BJ?" Actually, I've never been asked if I'm a cop. I think I'd just say that I wasn't a cop!
I ask them if they are a cop. If they say prove to me that I'm not a cop. I slip my finger in her vagina.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney..... Unless...... Lol
I either take her hand and let her grab my balls or I fondle her pussy. "Do you still think I'm a cop?"
One was frisking me to see if I had anything like a badge hidden in my crotch. So I asked her where she kept her badge hidden. This was Gina Marie I mentioned before, a good candidate for West Coast biggest tits. SJG
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last commentI tell them I'm a lawyer and I get people out of trouble with cops. Then I explain how a cop would try to set them for arrest, and why I couldn't possibly be a cop. Works most of the time.
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I'd say "My name is 4got2wipe! Does that sound like a cop's name?"
Then they'd say "Brilliant! How about a BJ?"
Actually, I've never been asked if I'm a cop. I think I'd just say that I wasn't a cop!
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I ask them if they are a cop. If they say prove to me that I'm not a cop. I slip my finger in her vagina.
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I tell them "no need to worry, crazyjoe is off duty tonight"
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I used to always answer No, I'm a parole officer
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I usually just reply: "No Habla Espanol."
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.....
Unless...... Lol
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I either take her hand and let her grab my balls or I fondle her pussy.
"Do you still think I'm a cop?"
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I ask her if I get a discount if I am!
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I just tell her give me a blowjob or I'll have to arrest you.
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One was frisking me to see if I had anything like a badge hidden in my crotch. So I asked her where she kept her badge hidden.
This was Gina Marie I mentioned before, a good candidate for West Coast biggest tits.
SJG
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