LARKSVILLE (PA)— Talk about getting screwed.
A man who officials say was intoxicated is being treated after putting a nail in a cringe-worthy place in his body.
At approximately 5 p.m. on Thursday, police were notified of a medical call on East Main Street.
An officer responded and learned that a 50-year-old male, who was allegedly intoxicated, stuck a 2- to 3-inch screw up his genitalia and was unable to urinate.
The male, who was not identified, was transported to a local hospital for treatment, police said.
I bet he's thinking I should have had a V8