The 7 deadly strip club sins.

"Fifth is to never proposition or try to get a girl back to your hotel room. Do not solicit them outside of the club afterwards."

If this is a sin, I'm going to hell.

At least I haven't committed the second sin. That should count for something.

I haven't done 2 or 7. I Haven't done No. 1 ITC.

No. 3 is standard practice in some clubs. The dancer would be offended if I didn't.
No. 4 I did a ton of this sin in the club earlier this week. No. 5 I did earlier this week. No. 6 I always tip

Needless to say, I would not be going to this haunted house if I was in Portland.

Never done 1 or 2. Always do 7.

1. Agreed, at least ITC
2. Totally agree, unless she is a proven ROB and you are just getting even.
3. Out on the floor I would agree, but does the vip room count? If so I'm going to hell.
4. Definitely going to hell.
5. Surely this can't be a sin. The PL Bible, a.k.a. The System, tells us to do this.
6. Since I always tip well, can I use this one to buy penance for violating 3-5? 7.I don't drink at SCs because it makes it too easy for strippers to separate me and my money when I'm drunk.

#4. Do not kiss or lick the dancers

Who the fuck is this ass-clown?

^^^^ Me.

I've been known to lick a dancer or two. Or three or four...

Of course, they don't mind it when I'm licking their pussy....

This is a good idea for one month out of the year. Really bad idea if it runs all 12months

The educational side to it even if he made valid points that we all agreed on ( witch he did not do) is still stupid.

Where the fuck did he get his stage name "Dick Henneesy" dude must think he is a porn star

Think about this guys this idea was so bad it took him 3 years of begging, crying and annoying some one to finance this bad idea

And yes I as well am a sinner

I commit almost every sin

If the guys don't want to drink more than their first beer, ask girls out, etc, and instead want to get the hell out of dodge, the club has a problem.

@warhawks

I was talking about the guy that wrote the article. Lol. I should have been more clear.

If one can't lick or kiss a dancer - what's the point ? ;)

The whole article kind of struck me as parody ...

#6, though shalt tip your dancer: I tip when I'm stageside, I tip ONLY for extraordinary above-and-beyond service in the VIP, and I'll tip if a dancer spends a lot of time with me at my request but I don't intend to get a dance from her.

Beyond that, I roughly follow #1 (I've taken photos or vids but always with consent), I follow #2 (never stolen from a dancer), I violate #3 regularly (present my junk -- but with consent, I don't just pull that badboy out as a surprise), I regularly violate #4 (lick or kiss dancer), regularly violate #5 (try to get dancer back to room), and the whole point is to violate #7 :)

For dancers

Envy: don't be jealous of time we spend with other girls. We know how best to spend our time and money

Pride: don't think you're above other girls or too hot to approach guys. You may be hot, but at least make some effort on stage

Greed: we know you're working to make money, but don't be a ROB. Seek to provide good service for the money you're being given. Be genuinely grateful for, and don't expect, tips.

Lust: just kidding. The dumbest deadly sin.

Sloth: don't be a lazy stripper. Talk to guys.

Wrath: don't punch customers or other dancers. Don't allow your anger with the few bad apple Customers taint your interactions with the rest.

Gluttony: let's apply this to booze and drugs. Don't be wasted or high as balls.