However a strippers statement when used against a strip club is as truthful as the word of god to a solicitor out to close down a strip club. never mind he thinks everyone there is scum of the earth and totally not trustworthy. If an employee or independent contractor said it or they got someone to do something for 2 grand, the cops and judge believe it.
hmmm, maybe I could officially be recognized as from an alternate universe in Greenville sc.
Could use that as a defense that it wasn't me they observed.
I could tell them in a statement that I come from a parallel universe and then the soliticor would really gain credibility for taking everyone's statement as the word of god.
lol
I actually tell the truth most of the time.
I really was inside a dust devil for a minute and it was moving with me at the eye.
I really did have electrical problems at Club Lust for several months. One dancer who I think no longer works there called Hayden or something like that could testify that she got shocked by me.
I think ghosts really did open doors for me one night. I guess the alternative though is that I'm really telekinetic and don't understand how to use my potential power yet.
I even met a dancer who was also inside a dust devil. What are the odds of that?
I don't know if I posted this here but the SP500 stock market low in 2009 contains the numbers of my birth day. Just happens to start with 666.
Maybe Satan has been screwing with me. I heard he or she was mischievous.
Someone told me they saw him watching me and my siblings. He didn't look happy.
Maybe I screwed him over in a past life.
I'm completely honest so 99% of everyone who hasn't experienced any crap doesn't believe a word.
Offtopic this guy drilling his head with a power tool with 200 lbs per square inch must be using a dull drill. It didn't go in.Stan Lees superhumans believe it or not.
Oh I forgot about mentioning the time distortions I experienced. Those instances were weird.
I think some might be familiar with seeing lots in a moment but I've had the time distortions last over an hour at times. kind of fun to experience. It's like having super speed.
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