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JC2003
The number of dancers that approach you is inversely related to the amount of money you have to spend. More money, fewer dancers. Less money, more dancers.
That hottie you glimpsed when you first entered? The one who had all the right equipment? Forgot her, she'll dissapear for the rest of your visit and won't be seen again. Unless you spend all your money.
The dancers think it's just a job. Some of them even believe this.
The customers think it's all a fantasy. Some of them even believe this.
There's some kind of theory about girls who wear hoop earrings, I just don't know what it is yet.
The Tubes nailed it: "She's a Beauty".
Chris Rock is just going to the wrong clubs.
When you realize that strippers are just people, it's too late. You're in too deep.
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Do you get a dance that is 5 times better for a $5 tip at the stage?