Dracula dude...DO NOT SAY THIS SHIT!!!
23cambydude will now be writing you 24-7. That dude is OBSESSED with eating semen from used condoms. Worse, that disgusting fucker apparently EATS whole discarded rubbers of the floor of strip clubs and booths in porn shops.
How do I know this? Well, despite his limited intelligence he has inferred that I am...how should I put this...quite successful with the ladies. Although I likes the clubbing I hardly need it. I made the mistake of confirming that I am indeed a success in just about every area of life, trying to encourage the little guy to keep trying. After all, I think he might be able to do something worthwhile with his life. Perhaps he could learn to be a productive member of society...porn shop jizz mopper might be within his ken.
What thanks do I get for my compassion? Dude keeps PMing me...begging me to FedEx him my used condoms. Please stop sending those messages Cambydude!!!
Oh...and you should know that the reason you bud txtittyfag doesn't send you Santorum-encrusted used condoms is that he isn't actually gay. He is actually a pathetic troll who can't get sex with women...or men...even if he pays them.
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