BMW Recalls Over 500,000 Vehicles in the US
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What is the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
The porcupine has its pricks on the outside
AWW !!! My heart pumps peanut butter for you unfortunates. LOL
Damn, that might include my car.
Oh I mean uh, yeah. Damn yuppies.
This makes me feel a little better about driving a beater... my 97 Dodge Ram 1500 pickup may be a gas hog and may have rust, but at least it is reliable and is PAID FOR LOL
My BMW has one prick and that's in the driver's seat. The passenger seat is occupied by a stripper.
If I had a BMW I would tell that joke while I was sitting in it. I would never use viagra either. I might outgrow the car
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