Did the Indians have it right?

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messaround
An old Indian chief sat in his tepee on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U. S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for
90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen
his progress, and the damage he's done. Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief calmly replied: "When white man found the land, Indians were
running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

... of course they didn't have strip clubs

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parodyman-->
19 years ago
They see him and say, "No lappum dorkum."
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parodyman-->
19 years ago
I don't know if strip clubs are a credit to the white man but I do know that they are yet another place where davids is frequently rejected merely for opening his mouth.
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giveitayank
19 years ago
No. But, they did have gambling.
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davids
19 years ago
strip clubs are supposed to be a credit to white people? Yeah, ok, what-the-fuck-ever.
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