Remember those old "This is your brain on drugs" ads with the egg frying in a pan? If only we'd had the zombie apocalypse back in the '80s — this latest wave of (apparently) drug-fueled violence continues to put fried eggs to shame. Jargett Washington, a 29-year-old New Jersey man, went on a rampage that cops say concluded with him gnawing off his own finger in a Jersey City jail cell — and then swallowing it. This, by the way, came after he defecated in a cop car. And for the record, if you're trying to convince your kids not to do drugs, this is probably the story you want to go with.
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Zombie Strippers was a shitty movie
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Lordy.
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