Courtney Stodden

I assume everyone knows who Courtney Stodden is. If not, she's a bleached blonde young (and I mean young) lady with a stripper body who married a 50+ year old guy when she was 16 years old. She just turned 18 in September, but prior to that everyone was complaining because they said the old guy was a pedophile and she was just trailer trash or whatever.

Here's her somewhat useless website: http://www.courtneystodden.com/

Now, personally, I think she is one of the hottest pieces of ass I've seen in a very, very long time. Yes, she's trailer trash. Yes, she's an attention whore. Yes, she calls her husband "Dad". And yes, she probably will dump the guy in a heartbeat when something better comes along. Although, on the other hand it seems like they've been together for at least a couple of years, so there's something going on there...

Anyway, IMO, she's awesome. If you watch her videos or check out her photos, this chick is a freakin' pro at playing the cockteasing slut. Always wearing super tight and super short stripper dresses in public, with platform heels, and her big tits almost falling out of her top. She's kind of like a teenage Pam Anderson. But even better, IMO. She's over the top, always posing and pouting and acting sexy.

Women hate her because she's fake and phony and trashy and hotter looking than they are. Which is exactly why I like her.

There's a ridiculous video of her documenting when she sprained her ankle during a photoshoot because she was jumping up and down on platform heels. She's talking with her Mom on the phone about whether to wear the tight gold lame or white stripper dress on an upcoming photoshoot, and she tells her Mom that her ankle hurts, but that she wants the real short white dress. But what's really important to her is that she doesn't like it that everyone is blaming her platform shoes, because she just loves her high heel shoes.

Damn. You just gotta love that.

Honestly, that guy is my hero. If that chick is walking around the house in stripper clothes and high heels all the time, and he's gettin' that pussy on a regular basis, then that guy is a truly lucky SOB. Having a smoking hot "daddy's little girl" strutting around the house in hot outfits, trying to give him a boner, is freakin' priceless.

Now, unfortunately she has recently had plastic surgery on her face. Which, IMO, was a mistake. Certainly not a bad job, but it took away some of the natural trashiness in her look. Now she looks a bit more perfect and glamorous. I'm actually a little sad to see that. Kind of like when Pam Anderson got a boob reduction. What the fuck was she thinking?

Anyway, apparently as soon as she turned 18 a bunch of porn companies came knocking on her door. Not sure if she'll take them up on the offers, but I hope she does. Well, maybe. Most of those porn companies haven't a clue how to produce a decent video, and they'd probably ruin it.

My real hope is that, since she's apparently living in LA, she'll end up as a stripper in a high mileage strip club and I'll be able to get some lap dances from her. Damn, I probably wouldn't last two songs with that chick.