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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

samsung1
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Ohio

16 yrs ago · 1 min read

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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jabthehut

Not really dirty.  When leaving a miniature golf course a guy asked two girls coming in if they "wanted to play a round."  If you don't get it say it out loud.

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samsung1

 lol I get it jabthehut, it sounds like "wanted to play AROUND" 

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samsung1

 An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

 

 

 

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.
"The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two words?"
 

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