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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

samsung1
Ohio
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3 comments

  • jabthehut
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    14 years ago
    Not really dirty.&nbsp; When leaving a miniature golf course a guy asked two girls coming in if they &quot;wanted to play a round.&quot;&nbsp; If you don't get it say it out loud.<br type="_moz" />
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;lol I get it jabthehut, it sounds like &quot;wanted to play AROUND&quot;&nbsp;
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
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    <div>&quot;The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, &quot;Was that one word or two words?&quot;</div>
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