Getting snipped

Rick's aversion to getting snipped reminded me of one of my coworkers when I had mine done.&nbsp; He was <b>extremely</b> squeamish about the subject, didn't want me to mention it around him, didn't want to know anything about it, didn't want to know that such things were even possible.&nbsp; So, the first day back at work after the procedure, I walked into the office and past his desk, when he gives me his usual greeting, apparently without any forethought as to how I might answer:<br />
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Him: &quot;Hey dude, how's it hangin'?&quot;<br />
Me: &quot;Actually, still a bit tender this morning...&quot;<br />
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The look of almost fear on his face was priceless.&nbsp; Before that day, I had never actually seen someone turn pasty white in the space of a few heartbeats.&nbsp; It was an incredible sight.<br />
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Every time I saw him that week, I started to walk as if my nuts hurt.&nbsp; He'd turn and almost run the other way every time.<br />
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