High Mileage Clubs in City of Industry, CA area

This is a joke, right?

Joke? Do you mean no good clubs here?

"City of Industry (COI)" in the world of strip clubs means high mileage. Look in TUSCL's directory of clubs. ANY CLUB with a COI address will be high mileage. Also,Paradise Showgirls, in La Puente, is geographically part of the same area. Another in the vicinity is the Tropical Lei in Upland. Read the reviews for some details. Then PM some of the members who wrote those reviews.

Driving to Phoenix from COI to do some clubbing is like driving to Phoenix from Malibu to do some surfing.

Ontario/Pomona/Corona is very close to Upland, which is the home of Tropical Lei.

As many posters have already noted, City of Industry is practically mileage central. Any club in COI, or near it, is going to have high mileage.

OP-
You're obviously not from around these parts of LA/OC/IE.
Anything can be had in the COI, mostly for cheap.
No need to head to Phoenix.

If you want higher mileage or better value than the COI the only possible choice is Tuijuana. And even that is closer than Phoenix!

There are no low mileage clubs in COI.

You can get UHM at Starz on Rosecrans and at King Henry VIII on Crenshaw (off the 91 Freeway in LA).