Let the pussy jokes commence!

See, Intoxication leads to nothing GOOD!

I hope the kitten is OK.

I guess he prefers his pussy ITC...

One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft furry patch? That is a pussy." The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft andfurry it is?" "No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to six inches deeper."

Q. What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A. When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole ahead of you.

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

A man walks into the bar with his wife. After a few drinks, he goes and uses the pisser. as soon as he wlked in their, a man walked up and said to her, "man babby you got some nice tits i want to suck on them" the women looking horified looked at him and said "are you talking to me"? The man then said "man babby you got a nice ass, i want to lick that shit". the women says "my husband is in the bathroom and he is going to kick your ass". the man says "man babby you got a nice pussy i want to tip you over and drink beer from that shit" The women gets up ready to slap the man. as soon as he sees her husband walking up the man takes off. Her husband asks, "whats wrong hunny"? the women replies, "Youll never believe it, this man just came up and said that he wanted to suck on my titties" The man looks around and says, "where is this guy" The women said, "thats not all he said he wanted to lick my ass". The man rolls up his sleeves and says, "where is this guy, im going to kick his ass". The women said, Thats not all he said, "he wanted to tip me over and drink beer from my pussy. The man looks around rolls down his sleeves and sits down. The women asks, "Whats worng hunny? Arnt you going to kick his ass"? The man replies, "hell no, im not messing with any man that can drink that much beer"

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden she bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"

The old man says "I'll have the soup".

Dam gatorfan! LMAO

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