Why I don't eat food at strip clubs.

I drink water, with the cap still on.

At the Clubs I've patronized the last 3 yrs, the Food has been pretty good. I have NO complaints at all!!

I've heard of shitty food before, but this takes it up a notch or two.

"Why I don't eat food at strip clubs."

Because it's a fucking strip club, that's why... Do you expect a blow job at Applebee's?

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Cheerleaders in Pittsburgh has pretty good food.

From another review:
and the dancer even put her box to my mouth and wanted me to perform cunninglus, which I did not perform due to a slight albacore aroma.

Eat in the club? I try not to eat before the club. Certainly not anything that'll give you the shits.

In Detroit if a dancer sees you eating lunch or dinner, she will try and hit you up for a free meal.

I've eaten buffets in clubs, meals and snacks. Can't say I've had anything bad. Maybe nothing to write home about either. Year ago at a club in S. Miami, Lipstick, their buffet was provided by a well respected place that many paid good $'s for while I ate for free and watched naked ladies. A win-win. Best times were sharing with a fave, however I always took my ATF out to eat.

Columbia PP does have a buffet, that every time I've been there to hang with the guys I've ate. I am typing this now, so I must have survived. It's decent food, shadowcat tells me it is catered in, so it should be safe.

She can wipe her ass with my chicken strips if I can shit in her mouth first

Gatorfan is freaky!

Stars Cabaret in Salem Oregon serves prime rib with sides on Monday with your $10 cover. It is good and the girls are naked. Good food, Naked girls and a full bar. What is not to like !! The food at Club 390 in Ford Heights IL was decent the last time I was there as was The Oasis in Philly. Many buffets are put out and left to dry out and get nasty, If you don't get there when they are fresh I avoid.

VM - It is catered by the "Lizzard Thicket" a country cooking place on Broad River Road.