Tell him you'll give him a great time and clean up the mess/evidence. Make sure you aren't wearing any loud cologne or glitter; and don't be smoking, especially weed.
Don't wear bronzer or self tanner on your ass either. I was busted when my SO did my lanundry and found my lap and shirt (which she untucked) coveresd with bronzer. Shit didn't come out.
You want to gain his trust, and assure him that he won't get caught, and he's not really cheating anyway. Lean in close and talk in his ear, like a conspirator, just the two of you. Tell him you're just going to cuddle a little bit, not do anything serious. Talk to him like a friend. You'll probably have to invest some time.
When you're done, send him to tuscl so we can tell him he's been had.
First of all the guy's SO most likely does not know he has gone to a strip club and even less likely has given him detailed instructions about what to do when he is there.
Chances are he has made a moral bargain with himself..."I haven't really cheated if I just look at the girls on the stage; after all that isn't really any different than porn" and he is using his SO as a way of saying that it really isn't his choice.
Another possibility is that he is too broke to go to the VIP and is using the SO as an excuse to not admit that he is broke.
So, if they guy is using it as a cover for his being broke then there is nothing you can do...the dude is broke.
If it is a moral deal he has made for himself it may also be hopeless but you might be able to get him to make some other moral deal with himself. So you might say "the stage is just so distant, it is much more fun showing you up close. You know sometimes as a game I do a dance where we see how close I can get to you without ever touching." So the guy can make a deal with himself that says 'OK, it is still just looking, no touching'.
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last commentPull his dick out & suck it. :))
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Take his girl back to the VIP?
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???
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You mean she's there in the club with him?
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Tell him you'll give him a great time and clean up the mess/evidence. Make sure you aren't wearing any loud cologne or glitter; and don't be smoking, especially weed.
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Don't wear bronzer or self tanner on your ass either. I was busted when my SO did my lanundry and found my lap and shirt (which she untucked) coveresd with bronzer. Shit didn't come out.
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Committed guys shouldn't go in the VIP???
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Huh??
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Who exactly are you giving advice to? the stripper? why would his friend suck his friends dick?
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Presumably Gallina is a dancer asking how to get a customer into the back after they have used the excused that there SO doesn't want them to do that.
I don't like pushy dancers so I'd say leave them alone and go find someone else.
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You want to gain his trust, and assure him that he won't get caught, and he's not really cheating anyway. Lean in close and talk in his ear, like a conspirator, just the two of you. Tell him you're just going to cuddle a little bit, not do anything serious. Talk to him like a friend. You'll probably have to invest some time.
When you're done, send him to tuscl so we can tell him he's been had.
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I know plenty of guys that should be committed - to an insane asylum.
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First of all the guy's SO most likely does not know he has gone to a strip club and even less likely has given him detailed instructions about what to do when he is there.
Chances are he has made a moral bargain with himself..."I haven't really cheated if I just look at the girls on the stage; after all that isn't really any different than porn" and he is using his SO as a way of saying that it really isn't his choice.
Another possibility is that he is too broke to go to the VIP and is using the SO as an excuse to not admit that he is broke.
So, if they guy is using it as a cover for his being broke then there is nothing you can do...the dude is broke.
If it is a moral deal he has made for himself it may also be hopeless but you might be able to get him to make some other moral deal with himself. So you might say "the stage is just so distant, it is much more fun showing you up close. You know sometimes as a game I do a dance where we see how close I can get to you without ever touching." So the guy can make a deal with himself that says 'OK, it is still just looking, no touching'.
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Show him your tits, if he doesn't go VIP with you then its not cuz his SO disapproves, its cuz he's broke.
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Here's another idea. Offer to pay for it yourself.
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"Committed guys shouldn't go in the VIP???"
No they should not.
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If youre guy likes to frequent strip clubs and watch porn does this qualify him as a sex addict of sorts? seems hard to satisfy...no¿
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