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The 100 hottest women of all time.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Monday, March 12, 2012 11:34 AM
I would have a tough time trying to pick the #1 choice. [view link]

28 comments

  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    For me the 20 year old Elizabeth Taylor was at that point in time & in her life, ABSOLUTELY the most beautiful woman on Earth! PERIOD!
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    What a F&$%@#* joke! Notoriety seems more a qualification than HOTNESS! Examples: 47. Sophia Loren 47?????? Makes the entire article worthless! 44. Aishwarya Rai 46????? See above. 26. Kim Kardashian 26?????? 1,026 Maybe! 24. Cameron Diaz 24????? See above 1,024! 22. Salma Hayek 2 squared, maybe! 9. Jane Fonda 9 Even on the list? Give me a F&$%@#* break! 8. Pamela Anderson 8 800 perhaps. 5. Madonna 5 On a Hottest MAN list. 4. Britney Spears 4 See Jane. 1. Jennifer Aniston 1 Excellent, but not a #1.
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    All are free to disagree with me, but that will only show a profound ignorance of HOT!
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    Are you the FINAL arbiter of HOTNESS Clubber? I think NOT!! Like beauty, hotness is in the eye (and Loins) of the Beholder.
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    Same old tired list....we've seen the names before. Kim Kardashian...not even the best looking of the sisters Madonna...gimme a break, never was attractive, even 25 years ago Julia Roberts...horse face Tina Turner...yuck Jennifer Aniston...agree with Clubber....next door cute, but #1 ??? Do you consider their entire career or just the precise moment in time they were at the prime hotness? Examples...Kelly LeBrock and Kathleen Turner...both quickly lost it. Jenna Jameson too...she is gross looking now. It's fun to debate, but I agree with Clubber. It's more about being famouse than DD gorgeous.
  • 3LeggedMan
    12 years ago
    Clubber, no disagreement with anything you said. As I neared the climax, getting to the #1 pick I had a great interest. Who would this goddess of hotness be? I should have known it would be a complete joke when MADONNA was listed in the 5 slot. WTF? Then Britney Spears at 4?? REALLY? Neither of them belong in the top 100 list at all! Moving on from there, I was OK with 3 and 2. Finally, I press the button to reveal Jennifer Aniston. I really actually laughed out loud. Cute, as has been stated, but nowhere near the hottest of all time. Personally, my vote would have gone to Jessica Alba, but what do I know? Kelly LeBrock was damn fine in her day but OHHHH, time has been cruel.
  • JGoose
    12 years ago
    It's just like top movies lists where you see crap like American Pie at the top of the list, and Lawrence Of Arabia at the bottom. My list of All Time Hottest(in their prime, and no particular order) Salma (Salma is always my number 1!) Rita Hayworth Shirley MacLaine Ingrid Bergman The secretary in Blazing Saddles Gina Torres Tamala Jones Catherine Deneuve And many more if I thought about it...
  • JGoose
    12 years ago
    So, is there a list so I don't have to click through a hundred pages?
  • 3LeggedMan
    12 years ago
    Just as I was contemplating a visit to my local strip club, I thought of 10 women there that are hotter than Madonna. Good golly. I'm sorry, what number was Gabrielle Union? Vanessa Williams? Gena Gershon? Appolonia Kotero?
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    "Hottest of All Time"? WTF? Where's Aphrodite? Joan D'Arc? Helen of Troy? Venus de Milo? This thing is biased towards modern women. Fucking modernists, thinking they know everything.
  • how
    12 years ago
    georgmicrodong, they did explain why Helen of Troy was not eligible for their list: Hottest women who have been photographed (so it was necessarily more modern times). Some nice inclusions on that list, but many seemed way over-rated.
  • Ermita_Nights
    12 years ago
    Agree with Clubber, with one exception. I'd put Jane Fonda near the top, but that's because I was a teenager when Barbarella came out and it made a big impression on me. I actually saw her on the street recently. I didn't have the patience to click all the way through. Is Bettie Page on the list?
  • JacksonEsskay
    12 years ago
    Tina Turner? Never, even when she was young. And Phoebe Cates is only 89? Umm . . . really, did the list makers actually see Fast Times at Ridgemont High? I still get rock hard when I see the fantasy pool sequence.
  • mjx01
    12 years ago
    I think men's health just proved Jackson's point that hotness depends on the rater. Brooklyn Decker only #50, wtf? (and lower than Paris Hilton?)
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    @how: Yeah, it was a joke. :)
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    Jennifer Aniston #1? Madonna on the list at all? Some other bizarre choices, but pretty good overall. And why is Nicole Kidman not in the top 100?
  • JacksonEsskay
    12 years ago
    And not a single Far East Asian in the list? What about Lucy Liu? Joan Chin? Sung Hi Lee? Grace Park? Michelle Krusiec? Linda Park?
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    Maybe 25 of those women should be on the actual list of 100 hottest women ever.
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    Alucard, Yes.
  • carl95
    12 years ago
    Any chance we can boot someone like Kim Kardashian from the list and slip Shania Twain in there? Is it just me or did they use the worst picture they could find for some of these ladies?
  • creepshow
    12 years ago
    This article truly reaches a new low in terms of pageview whoring. 100 separate clicks is a fucking abomination. I clicked on two - June Wilkerson at 100 and Jennifer Anniston at 1. Jennifer Anniston is beautiful but a terrible choice. She's clearly a lousy screw or horrific nag/twat. Were she not she wouldn't have been dumped 85,000 times.
  • jackslash
    12 years ago
    A strange list of women. Some are incredibly hot (Sophia Loren, for example), and some are dogs (Madonna). The specific photo of each woman and her age make a great difference. Che questions Elizabeth Taylor and says she did not age well, but in her prime she was breathtaking. Watch "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."
  • vincemichaels
    12 years ago
    Clubber, you should meet this Phillipina I used to get dances from. She belongs in this list.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
    12 years ago
    This article must have been written to evoke a firestorm of outrage... Suffice it to say, any one of us could craft a better list....and, I'll tell you right now Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara are in my top 10....
  • thesamurai
    12 years ago
    To what Jackson said, this list is woefully incomplete. How Sung Hi Lee doesn't get on anyone's top 100 list is a wonder. This list should be renamed: Random 100 Hot Babes You May Have Heard Of. A true hottest 100 list of mine would exclude most of the women in this list.
  • 10inches
    12 years ago
    my top 3 (in any order) raquel welch sophia loren jayne russell common denominator; brunette with great rack
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    vm, YOU, my friend, are a dirt dog! :)
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    ...oh, another thing -- Sasha Grey was on the list. I know, I know she is everyone's favorite current porn star and seems like every dude with a penis has a hard-on for her....BUT ME! Don't care for her at all! If you HAVE to put a current porn star on the list, someone like Charlie Sheen's ex Bree Olson is a *far* better choice.
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