Like others, I have known dancers that resembled celberties. Yesterday I met a Marisa Tomei at Follies. I asked her if anyone had ever told her that and she said I get it all the time and then with a perfect New York accent quoted this line from "My Cousin Vinny".
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay? Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
Dancers name available by PM request.
Replies (12)Latest
There used to be a regular dancer at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, IN that I thought was a dead ringer for Leah Remini from the King of Queens Perhaps a little shorter and a bit heavier, but the face was spot on.
But what do I know...I used to think every blonde stripper in the 80's looked like Amber Lynn.
And there once was a dancer in Lansing, MI that could have been LeBron James' sister. I'm a pretty big guy, but she could have posted me up to the basket.
Never had one that did an accent though. Very good.
There's a Katy Perry look-alike at my usual club. She's a Teenage Dream.
I got some dances from her Last Friday Night, but so far I've been unable to show her my Peacock.
50% of customers that I walk up to, without being asked, will tell me I look like Sandra Bullock. " If you're hair was brown, you'd look just like Sandra Bullock". I thought absolutely nothing of it and then I was sitting in the waiting room at the Drs office Thursday. This guy was staring at me on and off for twenty minutes. They were noticeable stares and I started to get really uncomfortable. Then he walks to where I am, sits down next to me, and says "Has anyone ever told you look like Sandra Bullock?"
While this is flattering, its still irritating as hell.
My cock resembles Brad Pitt
there is or was a dancer in a bar that i haven't been to in awhile. she kinda looks like sarah palin and one night i heard a customer tell her that and she threw a hissy fit. imo sarah palin is a hot looking older woman and is actually in better shape than the above mentioned dancer who is probably at least half of palin's age.
ran across a J-Lo look alike in Houston. she really knew how to shake that big ass. was the busiest dancer in the club. finally got LD. she was grinding so hard I though she was going to break my pecker !!
Never met a lady who looked like a celebrity, but I have met a couple who looked like girls I got laid with while in college. Not sure it's exactly what you're looking for, though....
I once saw a dancer that looked a lot like Clubber on stage. I ran for the exit. :)
vm,
That's what happens when you hang out in your tranny clubs! :)
In Vegas in one of the casinos where they have dancers who dance around the blackjack tables on high tables, one looked like an old girlfriend of mine. Not a celebrity, but damn a nice hard body who I had some great sex with.
LMAO, Clubber. Did you have to let everyone know??
@motorhead: I've heard that the woman formerly known as Amber Lynn is a stripper in the North Hollywood area, and that she still looks great.
Join the conversation
Sign in to reply to this discussion.