Like others, I have known dancers that resembled celberties. Yesterday I met a Marisa Tomei at Follies. I asked her if anyone had ever told her that and she said I get it all the time and then with a perfect New York accent quoted this line from "My Cousin Vinny".
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay? Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
Dancers name available by PM request.
There used to be a regular dancer at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, IN that I thought was a dead ringer for Leah Remini from the King of Queens Perhaps a little shorter and a bit heavier, but the face was spot on.
But what do I know...I used to think every blonde stripper in the 80's looked like Amber Lynn.
And there once was a dancer in Lansing, MI that could have been LeBron James' sister. I'm a pretty big guy, but she could have posted me up to the basket.
Never had one that did an accent though. Very good.