Craigslist offers "Strip Club Etiquette: 101"

Got a good laugh out of this ..... found on the Vancouver, BC Craigslist page: "I was recently at a local strip club (won't mention the name) completely out of my mind on coke. It wasn't busy, so I had my choice of seating around the stage. I found a good seat and was somewhat able to hide what I was about to do next. I was high, and the girl dancing really got me going so I carefully pulled my honker out and carefully started jacking off. She was also wasted and couldn't exactly tell what I was doing. In any event I needed to launch my load. She was on her hands and knees looking up at me, so I stood up, screamed some obscenities and shot my jizz glob all over her face. It took a second, but she then realized what I had done. She screamed 3 or 4 times, a gorilla bouncer appeared out of nowhere, punched me in the balls, I collapsed, he picked me up by my pants and then threw me out. Thank God the cops weren't called. So, if you go into a strip club high on coke, do NOT jerk off and cum on a dancer. ...although it was worth it up to the ball punching part."