How to stop jacking off

I don't know what's funnier, the subject, or the "sponsored link" from Walt Disney World...

Disney for sure..LMAO

Disney CERTAINLY isn't "jack" material... now is it? Hmmnn

Another way is to take one look at Nancy Grace.

Walk into a strip club and find that the only strippers on duty are Tweaker, Ratso, and Shamu. That's erection buzzkill for sure.

And this is a product we want because ...... why?

Here are the instructions for this gum:
Step 1: Chew gum
Step 2: Insert chewed gum into pubic hair
Step 3: Spend the next 6 hours trying to remove the gum