Xmas present.
georgmicrodongJust a fat, creepy old pervert.
So this morning my daughter, the same one who called me for directions to a club a while back, asks me what I want for Christmas.
Me: I dunno. Do they make stripper gift certificates?
Her: Yeah, they're called one dollar bills.
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last commentSo george, I hope she gives you several gift certificates that are guaranteed to spread joy in the clubs.
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Yes, Joy needs to be spread, onstage, in the VIP room, Hotel room, then she needs to shower.
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lol gmd
that was a great answer from your daughter!
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I will be shamelessly stealing and using that line in the clubs this week, lol.
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