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Xmas present.

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georgmicrodongJust a fat, creepy old pervert.

So this morning my daughter, the same one who called me for directions to a club a while back, asks me what I want for Christmas.

Me: I dunno. Do they make stripper gift certificates?

Her: Yeah, they're called one dollar bills.

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vincemichaels

So george, I hope she gives you several gift certificates that are guaranteed to spread joy in the clubs.

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Dudester

Yes, Joy needs to be spread, onstage, in the VIP room, Hotel room, then she needs to shower.

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lopaw

lol gmd

that was a great answer from your daughter!

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steve229

I will be shamelessly stealing and using that line in the clubs this week, lol.

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