So this morning my daughter, the same one who called me for directions to a club a while back, asks me what I want for Christmas.
Me: I dunno. Do they make stripper gift certificates? Her: Yeah, they're called one dollar bills.
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So this morning my daughter, the same one who called me for directions to a club a while back, asks me what I want for Christmas.
Me: I dunno. Do they make stripper gift certificates? Her: Yeah, they're called one dollar bills.
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So george, I hope she gives you several gift certificates that are guaranteed to spread joy in the clubs.
Yes, Joy needs to be spread, onstage, in the VIP room, Hotel room, then she needs to shower.
lol gmd that was a great answer from your daughter!
I will be shamelessly stealing and using that line in the clubs this week, lol.
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