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Xmas present.

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
So this morning my daughter, the same one who called me for directions to a club a while back, asks me what I want for Christmas.

Me: I dunno. Do they make stripper gift certificates?
Her: Yeah, they're called one dollar bills.

4 comments

  • vincemichaels
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    14 years ago
    So george, I hope she gives you several gift certificates that are guaranteed to spread joy in the clubs.
  • Dudester
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    14 years ago
    Yes, Joy needs to be spread, onstage, in the VIP room, Hotel room, then she needs to shower.
  • lopaw
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    14 years ago
    lol gmd
    that was a great answer from your daughter!
  • steve229
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    14 years ago
    I will be shamelessly stealing and using that line in the clubs this week, lol.
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