Trending topic on Twitter tonight: "fat stripper names"

Another reason to never look at Twitter.

Doughgirl, chubster. BIG BERTHA, BETHUSELAH BUTT, Beach ball,

fatso, lardass,heifer,Monica Lewinsky

Snooki and Jersey come to mind

"Alright, gentlemen, here's 'Rotunda' for ya... Everybody gather round and stick those bills anywhere you like; just pick a roll of blubber and shove those bills right in."

Patty Melt, Boom Boom Pow, Mickey's D's, Sloppy Joe, Stretch Marks, 2 for 1, Skittles, IHOP, Dairy Queen, Kankles, Super Bowl