Walmart mulling decision to open up Super Strip Clubs?
Saturday, March 6, 2010 5:15 AM
In late breaking news, Walmart officials stated that our Super Walmarts have been so successful, we are close to making a final decision to proceed with Super strip clubs in key cities. If successful, we plan to roll this out nationwide. When customers in one target strip club city were polled, they thought it would be great to get lap dances at $10 per song. Walmart officials stated that with low prices comes higher volume. One official stated, sure the girls have to work a little bit longer, but in the end instead of sitting around they make more money and they generate more revenue for our stores in the same amount of time compared to a traditional club.
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Early April fool's joke!! Lol I thought someone could use a laugh.
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