Walmart mulling decision to open up Super Strip Clubs?
casualguy
In late breaking news, Walmart officials stated that our Super Walmarts have been so successful, we are close to making a final decision to proceed with Super strip clubs in key cities. If successful, we plan to roll this out nationwide. When customers in one target strip club city were polled, they thought it would be great to get lap dances at $10 per song. Walmart officials stated that with low prices comes higher volume. One official stated, sure the girls have to work a little bit longer, but in the end instead of sitting around they make more money and they generate more revenue for our stores in the same amount of time compared to a traditional club.
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Early April fool's joke!! Lol I thought someone could use a laugh.
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Early April fool's joke!! Lol I thought someone could use a laugh.
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This is because the clubs probably make more profit from selling you drinks while you sit around than dances. The dancers are the ones who bank on selling the dances.
Tootsie's in Miami used to be a BJ Wholesale warehouse before it got converted to a strip club. I wonder if a Super Walmart will ever close and get converted to a SC.
she did not last long stripping lol
I pay two for $30 and occasionally two for $20 laps in Greenville. I think most people could get two for $30 from most dancers if they aren't overeager for dances. The dancers in Columbia want to charge the same amount or more if they are from out of state so no incentive there to get me to visit. I do think the Columbia club is overrated on here but I'm not complaining. There are certain advantages to smaller clubs where the lap dances areas don't seem to be so wide open but it's almost always crowded in Columbia when I get to visit. The Greenville club seems to be about 3 to 4 times bigger inside so even if it is crowded, I still have no trouble finding a seat and that's a seat I can sit in without going deaf. The left side of the Columbia club stage is deafening loud.