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Another patented 10 Things List from Jackson Esskay 1. Poor Waitress Service. This can mean one of several things. It can range from the inability to even find a waitress (in a club that I know has waitresses, I realize all do not) to the incessant (as in every 90 seconds) "are you ready for another?" 2. Drunk and Rowdy Customers.…
It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced…
Sometimes the 18+ strip clubs have the best talent, and so it becomes a trade-off for alcoholics like me. Do I want the pussy or the bottle? Why not have them both? While living in Las Vegas there was one 18+ club in particular that I frequented. Young, tight, no silicone...check my reviews. I perfected four ways to smuggle in…
I've been a strip club frequenter for several years who prefers company to dances. I often run into small town clubs that offer dances but no VIP rooms. Because of this setup the hotter and more professional dancers tend to hustle for dances and quickly move on if you refuse. Many will outright say they can't talk or have a…
1. I've said it in my profile (which is also at the end of this post), but it bears repeating here, I visit strip clubs for several reasons, but mostly because I like to look at attractive women wearing little or no clothing and moving in highly suggestive ways. I also like having these women dance close to me, especially…
<p> It was 7:30 pm, Monday evening. The cute, petite, latino dancer that was on the recommended list that I had been waiting on, just got off the main stage. Instead of coming over to my table as she had said, she went back to the table she had been sitting at for almost the last 2 hours. A fellow hobbyist…
1. Turn down the volume. I have never been in a strip club where it was even remotely possibly to have a conversation with anyone. Not with the dancers, not with the waitresses, not with the bartenders, not with the floor men. I've even been in clubs where the music was so loud that you could not have a conversation…
Strip Clubs are a business...and after having sampled many different clubs in different areas; you begin to easily see the "hustles" that are a daily part of strip club operations. Some of these "hustles" are just part of the experience, some of them are not. And you need to know the difference and strippers need to know the difference.<br /> <br…
<p> The sun was beginning to sink into the sea. The sky became dark & all of the sudden a violent wave explosion as it crashed on the rocks. This made me think of life, my dreams, my passions.<br /> <br /> Yet.... Wait.... Maybe the dreams I had were wrong. Maybe it was doomed to fail for it was not the not…
If you frequent a particular club, even just monthly, you will want to "grease" the non-dancer staff to get a return on your investment. In the same way you would lubricate a bearing to ease friction and avoid breakdown, you will want to employ gratuity, courtesy, chit chat, and charm with the people who don't get naked to make your…
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