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All too often, I throw good money after bad. That makes me a degenerate. You? You know what I’m talking about. That once a week trip to the club you allow yourself. Only this week was a bust. So I’m going again. Just this once. Because there was no one I liked last time. Or no extras. Or the extras…

This story goes back several years - it was only the second time I had ever been in a strip club. It was a late weeknight, and I was bored. Being a young, inexperienced guy, strip clubs still had an aura of being a bit taboo and exciting. So, heart racing, I set off. I had spent some time…

The global COVID-19 pandemic has landed numerous blows to the strip club business in 2020. State and local government-imposed restrictions on gatherings, minimum distance requirements between customers and staff, and blanket shut-downs of restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues have crippled businesses. The crash in business travel has likewise placed another burden on the ability of many strip clubs to…

It was July 12, and I found myself in Topeka with several hours to burn midday. Topeka and Lawerence have several clubs that are open at 11am. Some even serve a half way decent lunch. This area is 4 hour drive for me. But then, the closest clubs are at least an hour drive,…

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you…

The coronavirus pandemic has disrupted the adult entertainment industry, forcing tens of thousands of adult performers to go online to make money. The result has been a shift in control from the porn producers and club ownderts to the individual performers and models. EIt's clear the industry is moving to more individual engagement as a result of the…

The 5 police stop incidents depicted here had positive outcomes (3 no-tickets, 2 dodging a trap). Before I go into the stories, I'll put forth some common sense guidelines to have a good outcome, and avoid unnecessary trouble. 1) Accept that you are being detained and that police officer is in command. Resist any urge to hurry things along, or…

Been bouncing around clubs in Texas for many years. Thought I would offer the community some thoughts and observations. Comments are based on pre-covid, I have not been out since all this started in the spring. My feeling is that after some variations during re-opening, everything will settle down to normal. If your not familiar with a…

Thought I'd share a funny story I wrote in creative writing in college. It was a strange prompt where we we all had to write various topics on pieces of paper and put them in a hat. The we all picked three at random. I got "John Locke" "1950S New York" and "Erotic" So I was the unlucky guy…